Craig is the nicest mannered control-freak.
Sometimes, he will even toss you a vowel.
I'm not a spy. I'm too short to be a spy.
I'm not a spy. I'm too short to be a spy.
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD FOR JARED'S FINANCES!
If you're kindergarten teacher say's "Feel the music", you should probably just "Feel the music".
What is better than shark week?
Ghost week!
OK, I'm just going to say it. Who spiked the koolaid?
Especially these two orphans.
We should ban lil girls from hoarding
#ca$h.
I'm going to take my last $BSV and say "Die Adam Sell Die".
I tried to kill this biotch last summer but she doesn't kill that easily.
So far, 9 founders have been
#smoked by Jared's car.
Ok, don't let women see the new Star Wars.
Does my sister know that she is Daisy Ridley's stunt double?
It's every players dream to
#LOOP mephisto in Diablo 2.
I would love to hear Adam Driver sing "Being Alive".
I'm on holiday in the
#Bahamas right now.
In college, my roommate Tyler gave me food poisoning. I landed on the floor of my kitchen, threw up all over myself and woke up 4 days later.
