We all owe a debt of gratitude to @365 for pummeling the Twetch team into submission with his relentless meme magic. The people have spoken. The cars will finally be ours.
It's the content that's important, not the punctuation. Craig has been very open about the fact that he's dyslexic and has had assistants doing his typing for decades. No one has spoken more thoroughly about the white paper, or referenced it more often than Craig. If he didn't write it, but still managed to fool Gavin and scale Bitcoin better than anyone else on Earth, then you're asking us to believe that Craig's genius far surpasses Satoshi. The simple answer is that Craig is Satoshi, but he had plenty of help from Dave and others.
It's no secret that Creg has worked for governments. He still considers himself a model citizen, even though the Australian tax office tried to ruin his life. Lawyers have a tendency to defend the system, since their livelihood depends on it.
The user MBabble has a farm near Austin. You might want to get in touch with them, in case they have extra capacity. I have resources, but no land at the moment, so that's probably not very helpful.